- Tobi Uchiha, a former member of the Akatsuki
- Crystal, a Konoha Shinobi
- Chelsea Minati, a Konoha Medic
As the two arrive at the hospital, they see a strange sight. Many Akatsuki members-........-without their robes or blood nail polish! And it seems as they've restored the condition of their headbands completely, you could never tell if it had a strike through it or not
Crystal: Yes, hi, we are looking for Madara Uchiha.
Accountant: Madara....Madara...oh! Room 129.
Crystal: Thanks a bunch lady
*tok tok tok tok tok....tok*
Crystal:...*knock knock* Knock knock, Tobi, we're here! XD!(He still has his mask on.....)
Tobi: Ugh.....Crystal? Chelsea? I'd never begin to think you two would visit me! Thanks! So.......
Chelsea: Don't speak too much, you'll hurt your head even more than you have, stupid!
Tobi: Geez, some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed today....D :
Chelsea: I did not!
Tobi: Then why are you so irritable!?!?
Chelsea: Cuz I am, OK?
Crystal: Gawd, ya'll are so annoying when you two fight! Just shut up!
Tobi:B-but, Tobi ish a good boy!
Crystal: Being off that subject, I got you some presents
Tobi: For Tobi? Really?
Crystal: Duh, you're a really good friend! XD
Chelsea: *koff* a really *koff* friend, *koff*
Chelsea: Whatever, I can have fun since Gaara isn't here. Hitting on guys and everything! Maybe even you, Tobi! XD *scratches under his chin*
Tobi: Hee-hee! That tickles! Was it supposed to tickle????
Crysta:l Any-hoo, here ya go!
Tobi: .......I hafta open it....... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
- rips wrapping paper* A box, of sprinkled donuts and a cat plushie! You're the best, Ni-uhh.....Crystal!(Crysal's really cute.....)
Chelsea: YOU TOLD HIM YOUR REAL NAME? YOU-YOU MORON!!!!!
Crysta:l Geez, so violently, crazily RUDE!
Chelsea: I'm gonna take a walk...
Crystal Good, go blow off some steam, please...
Chelsea I'll try........sigh *in non-irritable way*